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Meaning: Dad I’d - Like - Flip A Condom To.
Usually mentioned by a “Becky”, or a young “Karen” trying to muscle in on a man to stalk him for the sheer dramatic sport and rivalry it causes amongst many abandonment issue suffering quasi-demotable females.

Karen: “Ooooohoooo, she is some fierce on that DILFACT; hope she’s got some motherf**king insurance policies down for that Silverado Quarterback-it-up! salt n’ pep n’ hero to this here Breakfast of Champions on it’s way to get a little more than a pinch cause I must be dreaming if she gears down, instead of up on that steed of a... *church elderly pass* ...vacation into my Apple Watch screen, and look! I am closing circles just running my mouth and Kegelling over this plaid sultan! Count down is on Becky!”
by Lex.Icon February 20, 2021
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a comment that is by definition an insult until upon a group share it reveals the author's social ineptitude
i.e. I eat pieces of s**t like you, daily.

Eat s**t daily then?

The unsult: virtually anything ever said by characters Michael Scott or Dwight Shrewt of The Office. Pam or Jim, intervene to reveal the full ineptitude of the unsult.
by Lex.Icon March 8, 2021
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