Definitions by Lex Sleuthor
Cell potato
A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Cell potato by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
TV refugees
1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
TV refugees by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010
Hormonal Chernobyl
When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
Hormonal Chernobyl by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009
Zombpocalypse
1 The impending time when the dead will rise from their sleep to devour the living.
2 A party or uni class where you are urrounded by dull, lifeless types.
2 A party or uni class where you are urrounded by dull, lifeless types.
My cousin went batshit crazy and is living in the mountains hoarding guns and food for the Zombpocalypse. Least I got a place to run to if that shit ever hits the fan.
Holy crap, that English department mixer was a real Zombpocalypse. Let's hit a bar - I need a stiff drink in a place with a pulse.
Holy crap, that English department mixer was a real Zombpocalypse. Let's hit a bar - I need a stiff drink in a place with a pulse.
Zombpocalypse by Lex Sleuthor September 1, 2009
Naghole
Naghole by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009
Ball of Hate
Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
Ball of Hate by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009
Kitty Porn
Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
Kitty Porn by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009