fagnet

A guy who attracts homosexual guys like a magnet. Usually the fagnet is not gay himself.

Sally: Hey Tim, wanna go to the gay bar with us? They always have better music there.

Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.

by Lex Sleuthor June 06, 2009

karaoke masochism

Deliberately choosing songs to sing at karaoke for which you have neither the voice range or tone, and taking a perverse pleasure as you struggle painfully through it.

Antonym - karaoke sadism

Gina: I don't know why Lisa keeps choosing those high pitched songs. She doesn't have the voice for it at all.

Tom: Maybe she's into karaoke masochism.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Zombpocalypse

1 The impending time when the dead will rise from their sleep to devour the living.

2 A party or uni class where you are urrounded by dull, lifeless types.

My cousin went batshit crazy and is living in the mountains hoarding guns and food for the Zombpocalypse. Least I got a place to run to if that shit ever hits the fan.

Holy crap, that English department mixer was a real Zombpocalypse. Let's hit a bar - I need a stiff drink in a place with a pulse.

by Lex Sleuthor September 01, 2009

trashon sense

A skewed idea of fashion mostly seen in women where trashy or overly revealing clothes are considered chic.

Anne: How does this leopard skin shirt look on me? I cut it off below the boobs to show my belly. Pretty sexy with this jean skirt?

Lisa: Honey, you have some trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

TV refugees

1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.

2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.

1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"

2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"

by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010

Naghole

A mouth used only to bitch and nag at people. Usually my wife's, usually at me.

Holy Christ, you've been bitching at me all day. Shut your naghole, won't you?

by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009

scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009