A person who is born
in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being
theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights
are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(