3 definitions by Lev98

Litness Professional

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.

Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.

by Lev98 January 3, 2018

9/11 blowjob

When one smokes hookah (also known as Shisha) and realizes the tobacco is burning too much and they start coughing, while feeling their throat is about to explode.

Person A: Inhales hookah: Oh my god the tobacco is burned, I can’t feel my throat.
Person B: Now that’s what I call a 9/11 blowjob.

by Lev98 December 11, 2017

saceed out

Stemming from the Italian brand Versace.
(/sa:cheed/)
Means having excessive, expensive and particularly flashy outfit head-to-toe from Versace products.

Damn bro what are you wearing?
Bro you know how we do, I'm saceed out.

by Lev98 July 24, 2021