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Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.
"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."
by Letterstogestapo September 11, 2015
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"Trump says he's going to build a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it!"
"Do you really believe that bullshit? He was just buying votes, he's a total procrastivisionary."
by Letterstogestapo December 18, 2016
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the highest level of bullshit, the ultimate clusterfuck, and something that truly goes beyond all rhyme, reason, definition of sanity, logic, rationality, or anything that remotely resembles functionality
Why is the President Elect nearly getting us killed with his Twitter account?

I don't fucking know. It's complete fucktardery.
by Letterstogestapo December 8, 2016
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