6 definitions by Leonid117
HRese for saying no.
Generic Rejection Email: Thank you for your interest in Acme Corporation.
Applicant: Finally a response! I waited 3 months for this!!
Generic Rejection Email: We have decided to move on to other candidates more talented and qualified for you.
Applicant: ...oh.
Applicant: Finally a response! I waited 3 months for this!!
Generic Rejection Email: We have decided to move on to other candidates more talented and qualified for you.
Applicant: ...oh.
by Leonid117 August 1, 2022
1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android.
2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal!
B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.
2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!
B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.
2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!
by Leonid117 February 17, 2022
A credit card which most stores within the US now accept, but usually has a tiny credit limit.
They used to be a decent credit card company with generous credit limits and various purchase protections and deals alongside its good customer service, but now that is all in the past and they are behind even Capital One.
They used to be a decent credit card company with generous credit limits and various purchase protections and deals alongside its good customer service, but now that is all in the past and they are behind even Capital One.
My Discover card I had since 2018 finally went from a limit of $250 to $1000 in 2022, so I went to the audio/video store to buy an LED TV.
The store took my Discover card, but a week later I changed my mind and decided to get a refund, only for the store to tell me "that's too bad". I called up Discover and they also told me "too bad, we haven't offered refund protection since 2018".
Now there's a broken TV in my spunk dungeon.
The store took my Discover card, but a week later I changed my mind and decided to get a refund, only for the store to tell me "that's too bad". I called up Discover and they also told me "too bad, we haven't offered refund protection since 2018".
Now there's a broken TV in my spunk dungeon.
by Leonid117 January 29, 2022
Special/Second Edition.
A low-cost version of an existing product that has cut down/bastardized features and performance.
When it is not a dumbed-down product, it is instead an obsolete product rebranded and repackaged as a new one.
Typically targeted towards your grandparents that don't know any better.
A low-cost version of an existing product that has cut down/bastardized features and performance.
When it is not a dumbed-down product, it is instead an obsolete product rebranded and repackaged as a new one.
Typically targeted towards your grandparents that don't know any better.
A: Hey kids, I bought you the new iPhones for Christmas!!
B: Wow thanks grandpa!! 2022 is the best Christmas ever! Which one is it??
A: The new iPhone SE! The geniuses at the Fruit Store told me this is the newest one!
B: Eww!! That looks like Kenny McCormick's old phone from 2015!!
B: Wow thanks grandpa!! 2022 is the best Christmas ever! Which one is it??
A: The new iPhone SE! The geniuses at the Fruit Store told me this is the newest one!
B: Eww!! That looks like Kenny McCormick's old phone from 2015!!
by Leonid117 May 21, 2022
1. Elon Musk is probably the biggest Twitterian on the internet right now.
2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!
2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!
by Leonid117 May 18, 2022
A black person.
by Leonid117 March 21, 2023