6 definitions by Leon Phelps

courvoisier

The preferred beverage of The Ladies' Man.

I got my Courvoisier right here.

by Leon Phelps February 8, 2005

rough rider

1:a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse

1:dude, bobby wore that rough rider, holy shit! i had multiple climaxes!
2:man! sarah's a rough rider!

by Leon Phelps December 7, 2003

moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

by Leon Phelps July 18, 2003

PMS

To take out the anger caused by mother nature on the ones who love you.

Laura Wong....if you're reading this I less than three you!

by Leon Phelps September 9, 2004

Indabutt

Leon Phelps' favorite word; describing the most precious part of the body located in the rear end of your body. The tunnel is wide enough to fit a semi rigid large object in it to force someone to have pleasure while screaming your guts out, due to little or no lubrication.

- What are your hobbies?
- Drinking heavy liquor and giving it Indabutt

by Leon Phelps March 17, 2004

West side of Chicago

No - man’s land. A dirty war - zone. Advised to stay away from this area at all costs.

Yo ass live on the West Side of Chicago? Ew.

by Leon Phelps March 15, 2019