4 definitions by Lenny.Banter
by Lenny.Banter April 22, 2006
Or more likely to be called the Gan Mao Zedong’s. Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.
by Lenny.Banter April 22, 2006
Pure distilled evil in liquid form. Chinese firewater that could be used to put a man on a moon of a planet in a far of galaxy. It tastes like a combination of the fires of hell, rotten Indian food and the after effect of China Syndrome. Can be drunk or snorted through the nose, even though neither one is recommended. Health warnings do not apply. If you stupid to drink it, you deserve everything you get. All it has going for it is that it burns with a rather fetching blue flame. Other uses can be an engine de-greaser, curry stain remover, glass etcher, Room 101 torture.
by Lenny.Banter April 22, 2006
Mythical creature found marauding football fields around the world causing damage to unsuspecting players (particularly Korean Goalkeepers). Known to have particularly lethal kick. If directed at a football, can either break the net, goalkeepers hands or end up in a completely different postal zone. If directed at a player, has been known to cause lose of limbs and teeth. If seen, stand well back.
That Korean goalkeeper performed heroics until the Chui Zi appeared out of nowhere and broke the guys face with his knee.
by Lenny.Banter April 22, 2006