43 definitions by LemmeF1ndOut
The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.
Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?
Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else
Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else
by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021
I didn't realize dudes could get a boner when they died until I got that job at the morgue and saw at least one rigamerection a day.
by LemmeF1ndOut October 9, 2020
Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.
by LemmeF1ndOut October 8, 2020
After La La won the hot dog eating Contest her throat was gaping and the doctor told her to do gagels everyday to tighten her throat muscles....
by LemmeF1ndOut January 1, 2022
When a female ( or penis lover of any kind ), is so twacked out high on meth, that they cannot accomplish anything other then things that only involve their own or someone else's penis. This includes masturbation, oral sex and even day dreaming.....
Roomate 1: Did Stephanie leave for work yet???
Roomate 2: I keep hearing slurping noises coming from Jonathan's room so I think she got dicktwackted again......
Roomate 2: I keep hearing slurping noises coming from Jonathan's room so I think she got dicktwackted again......
by LemmeF1ndOut November 21, 2020
Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.
Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today
Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen
Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen
by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020