Legit not a troll's definitions

doorknob

Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob

by Legit not a troll February 19, 2018

Yvan eht nioj

A completely innocent string of words. Known for strangely giving people the urge to join the navy.

"Yvan eht nioj, bro"

by Legit not a troll August 10, 2017

Spem

A mis-spelling of Spam, also can be used to call someone the equivalent of "Blithering Idiot" or "daft cunt"

Harold, you fucking spem!

by Legit not a troll June 4, 2018