2 definitions by Legendaryurbanchirps

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When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.
Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

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When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.
Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.
by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

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