1 definition by LegalizeItNow
Everyone knows that the definition of stoner is a person who enjoys smoking marijuana, but beyond that, enjoys the marijuana culture (demographically speaking, they tend to be smokers who grow).
But there is a definition borrowed from a really old webster dictionary definition from the late 1500's... ok im just making that up, I just made up a definition, but should suit a definition mathematically.
these are the tools i measure with (its a medium sized jay)
Measured in days(d), joints (W).
Criteria:
If a the person smokes atleast two Ws a day for 28 consecutive days straight.
If a person smokes without prior planning or knowledge of smoke/smokes out with people they randomly meet on the street.
Has had a 14 day or more smoking trip or smoking binge with their friends where they have each smoked 10 or more Ws each day.
If the person fills two or more of those criteria, they are stoners- good for you :)
But there is a definition borrowed from a really old webster dictionary definition from the late 1500's... ok im just making that up, I just made up a definition, but should suit a definition mathematically.
these are the tools i measure with (its a medium sized jay)
Measured in days(d), joints (W).
Criteria:
If a the person smokes atleast two Ws a day for 28 consecutive days straight.
If a person smokes without prior planning or knowledge of smoke/smokes out with people they randomly meet on the street.
Has had a 14 day or more smoking trip or smoking binge with their friends where they have each smoked 10 or more Ws each day.
If the person fills two or more of those criteria, they are stoners- good for you :)
Yo Andreas!! Dude, that Stoner Kevin just met some random Stoner dude on the street who was wearing a clown hat just now and they went off to bake at the beach dude. I thought they were going to get into an argument or something but they just went to smoke up without us while we were on the 14 day smoking binge where we smoked atleast like 15 joints a day dude, dude we went from smoking like atleast 4 joints of some dope bud a day for 28 days...
If you talk like this- you just might be a Stoner.
Although if you don't talk like this, you could still be a Stoner- if you smoke that much consecutively and have such conversations.
If you talk like this- you just might be a Stoner.
Although if you don't talk like this, you could still be a Stoner- if you smoke that much consecutively and have such conversations.
by LegalizeItNow April 7, 2010