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Clockman

A piece of missing media you consumed when you were very young, was extremely memorable and has left a lasting impression on you, but you cannot find it now no matter how much googling and asking people you do. You've tried for literally years and years, if not decades, to find this media, but you've not been able to find it at all.

The name of this phenomenon is inspired from one of the most high-profile searches for lost media throughout many years in the 2010s, when a man on a forum posted that for 28 years, he'd been looking for a short film, the "Clockman", he'd seen when he was 4 that he found to be extremely scary but had never been able to find or see again since. The search for the Clockman film gained traction and soon had hundreds, if not thousands, searching for it. After many years of searching and hundreds of dead leads, the film was finally found in late 2017.
"This story of two kids going really far underground I read when I was 5... I've never forgotten it, I've been looking for it for 20 years, I've never found it. It's my Clockman.
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
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Hypochondriasis

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.
Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
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Quettapenis

A word that, as of late 2022 when quetta became the official prefix for 10^30, nerds can use to say how massive their member is. 1000 times larger than a ronnapenis, and a million times larger than the yottapenis. A yottapenis is in turn 1000000000000000000000000 times larger than the regular penis.

As you can imagine, the quettapenis is an absolute MONSTER.

Its antonym is the quectopenis (10^-30).
Me: I have a quettapenis!
Mate: Nah, you have a quectopenis.
by Lefty Power 123 December 22, 2022
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Foot

A target that no dropped or falling object ever seems to miss.
*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022
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Snowed Off

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.
"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("
by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021
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