2 definitions by Lefty Juggler

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.
Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.
by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012
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The last word you type as the intern is snatching your phone from your sweaty hands and short stubby fingers.
by Lefty Juggler May 31, 2017
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