Led Zeppole's definitions

A.C.

Slang term for Atlantic City, New Jersey.

See also America's Playground.

I'm going to go hit the casinos in A.C., want to come along?

by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003

oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

Sluggy

Sleepy.

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

the most plenty of fast internet

An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.

Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!

by Led Zeppole December 5, 2004

jack into the Matrix

Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.

by Led Zeppole November 3, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003