Led Zeppole's definitions

taikonaut

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

frickin critic

To be overly critical of another's speech or habits.

Jen said Rick was a frickin critic for constantly trying to correct the way she spoke.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

saloonatic

A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.

Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

Sluggy

Sleepy.

After a tough day at work, I was feeling very sluggy.

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

a little too Fab Five

1. To behave effiminently.
2. An object or item with effeminate or homosexual overtones.

Derived from the Fab Five, the five gay men who offer fashion and lifestyle advice to non-gay men on the Bravo Network series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Tony, don't you think those low rise bell-bottom pants and the midriff-bearing shirt you're wearing are just a little too Fab Five?

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003