Led Zeppole's definitions

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

penisillin

Term usede to describe a male sexual organ that is in poor health. Derived from "penis" combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, "illin."

That case of syphilis has got your penisillin.

by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

ladder

1. United States Marine Corps and United States Navy slang term for stairs.

2. An extremely steep and dangerous staircase, such as those found in Absecon, New Jersey.

Those weren't stairs that I took an Absecon sleighride down; that was a ladder!

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003