Led Zeppole's definitions

cruelaid

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.

When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...

by Led Zeppole October 26, 2003

A.C.

Slang term for Atlantic City, New Jersey.

See also America's Playground.

I'm going to go hit the casinos in A.C., want to come along?

by Led Zeppole November 11, 2003

Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

shave it

A common 21st century request women get from their men.

See also wood floor.

You: Hey, honey, it would be a major turn on if you shave it.

Her: Shave what?

You: You know what...

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

jacktation

When a woman masturbates a man's penis with her breasts. (derived from the word "lactation," when a woman secretes milk from her breasts.)

Rick was tired of handjobs, so Barb got him off with jacktation instead.

by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003

Jersey Shore

Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of New Jersey in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "down the shore". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "The Shore" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just Jersey). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of Cape May has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of Atlantic City) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows.

See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.

People from across the United States enjoy spending part of their summer at the Jersey Shore.

by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003

dreakfast

To eat leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Dreakfast is a meal eaten almost exclusively by single men living alone between the ages of 20 and 45. Women generally find the concept of dreakfast disgusting. Derived from a combination of the words "dinner" and "breakfast." The first syllable also sounds like dreck, which means disgusting or awful.

Dave's girlfriend threw a fit when she found him eating last night's pizza and tacos for dreakfast.

by Led Zeppole October 5, 2003