Led Zeppole's definitions

taikonaut

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

a hint of broadway

To imply that a man is homosexual; derived from a stereotypical gay man's love of broadway shows.

See also show tunes.

There is a hint of broadway about the Fab Five on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.

When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.

by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003

a little too Fab Five

1. To behave effiminently.
2. An object or item with effeminate or homosexual overtones.

Derived from the Fab Five, the five gay men who offer fashion and lifestyle advice to non-gay men on the Bravo Network series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Tony, don't you think those low rise bell-bottom pants and the midriff-bearing shirt you're wearing are just a little too Fab Five?

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

Opie

Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.

In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.

by Led Zeppole March 7, 2004

the most plenty of fast internet

An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.

Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!

by Led Zeppole December 5, 2004

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003