Definitions by Lectins Toad

prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.

'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'

prolapstination by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014

Seagullery 

Exhibiting a distinct lack of care towards a negative situation. Behaving with reckless intent. Synonymous with tomfoolery, shenanigans etc.

Originating from a photograph taken of a seagull post falcon attack. The falcon had removed the neck of the seagull leaving only a bloodied spine. To which the seagull stood up and continued on as if its neck were still in place.

"Stop all this seagullery you lot!"

"I heard that he jumped off a bridge?"
"Yeah man, he was showing some serious seagullery that night."

Seagullery by Lectins Toad September 12, 2013

Starch bomb 

An prominent expulsion of semen from the penis resulting in an explosion of starchy substance.

Mum said she had to wash my sock three times after I dropped a starch bomb in it.

Starch bomb by Lectins toad September 11, 2013

Wicked Dragons Beard 

A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.

Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!

Wicked Dragons Beard by Lectins Toad September 21, 2009

Anal Wars 

The act of grasping a light-sabre between ones butt cheeks and battling to the death.

ANAL WARS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ANAL WARS?!

Anal Wars by Lectins Toad July 19, 2009