2 definitions by Leafyslilfaggot

Crab Fat

When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls

"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"

by Leafyslilfaggot August 29, 2017

Werf

Werf;

A stage one form of children's Ass Cancer. It is called Werf due to the man who founded it Aaron Werf in 2003. The word Werf, is also a trendy word you can use to roast a friend or family member.

"Is he going to be okay?! I heard Michael has Stage one Werf"

"Dude she totally has werf "

by Leafyslilfaggot May 6, 2018