3 definitions by Layla Perry
Stereotypically:
(1)Wears jewellery from Argos
(2)Has a pregnant girlfriend, aged 14
(3)Will punch anyone, especially if they are just minding their own business
(4)Socialise outside of McDonald's, shouting at 10-year-olds that pass in the street
(5)Have their own language and slang
(6)Live on council estates
(7)Wear Adidas, Nike etc. Not the 'real' stuff, cheap rip-offs from a market stall.
(8)Can usually be found with a can of lager in one hand and a cigarette in the other
(9)Uneducated, with no ability to read or write
(10)The bane of society
Though stereotypes may divide us, we are all united in hating chavs.
(1)Wears jewellery from Argos
(2)Has a pregnant girlfriend, aged 14
(3)Will punch anyone, especially if they are just minding their own business
(4)Socialise outside of McDonald's, shouting at 10-year-olds that pass in the street
(5)Have their own language and slang
(6)Live on council estates
(7)Wear Adidas, Nike etc. Not the 'real' stuff, cheap rip-offs from a market stall.
(8)Can usually be found with a can of lager in one hand and a cigarette in the other
(9)Uneducated, with no ability to read or write
(10)The bane of society
Though stereotypes may divide us, we are all united in hating chavs.
(1)
Mikey: Look at this class sovereign ring! An' the gold scratches off it yer wannit to be silver!
(2)
Dave: Banged up Bex, now she's got her fifth on the way.
Steve: How old is she?
Dave: 12 next month.
(3)
Steve: What 'chu lookin' at? Bring it!
*Scared stranger hurries away, avoiding eye contact*
(4)Mikey: Wanna go out to town?
Dave: Maccy's?
Mikey: Yeh.
(5)
Mikey: Innit, blud.
(6)
Self-explanatory
(7)
Mikey: Got meself some Adidas an' Nike off the market stall. Innit.
(8)
Dave: Yeh, yer startin'?
(9)
Steve: Err, yeh, mmmh *grunts*
(10)
Two chavs decide to have a drinking contest, but both collaspe from alcohol poisoning and eventually die in hospital. Who won? Society.
Mikey: Look at this class sovereign ring! An' the gold scratches off it yer wannit to be silver!
(2)
Dave: Banged up Bex, now she's got her fifth on the way.
Steve: How old is she?
Dave: 12 next month.
(3)
Steve: What 'chu lookin' at? Bring it!
*Scared stranger hurries away, avoiding eye contact*
(4)Mikey: Wanna go out to town?
Dave: Maccy's?
Mikey: Yeh.
(5)
Mikey: Innit, blud.
(6)
Self-explanatory
(7)
Mikey: Got meself some Adidas an' Nike off the market stall. Innit.
(8)
Dave: Yeh, yer startin'?
(9)
Steve: Err, yeh, mmmh *grunts*
(10)
Two chavs decide to have a drinking contest, but both collaspe from alcohol poisoning and eventually die in hospital. Who won? Society.
by Layla Perry February 15, 2009
A fat bitch. Never, ever used affectionately unless it is gently mocking (1). Usually used as an insult against someone you really don't like, the lowest of the low.
(1)
Megan: Gosh, I've put on 6 pounds
Beth: *Laughs* Fatch.
(2)
Megan: You're a fatch, Beth! Get out of my life!
Megan: Gosh, I've put on 6 pounds
Beth: *Laughs* Fatch.
(2)
Megan: You're a fatch, Beth! Get out of my life!
by Layla Perry February 13, 2009
A fit bitch. Can be used affectionately for close friends (1) or used offensively for enemies or frenemies (2).
Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.
Often used to express jealousy about someone you hate.
(1)
Beth: Hey, fitch!
Megan: Hey there!
(2)
Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.
Beth: Hey, fitch!
Megan: Hey there!
(2)
Beth: Megan's such a fitch. I hate her so freaking much.
by Layla Perry February 13, 2009