A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who sluts herself out only to lax bros.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.
Bro, I thought about asking that Laxtitute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us
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