1 definition by Laura Cohen

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Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that. Def. from the "Joys of Yiddish" by Leo Rosten
What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!
by Laura Cohen March 18, 2003

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