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dicktionary

1)a dictionary of sexual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.
1)urbandictionary.com is almost a complete dicktionary.
2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?
by Laura December 12, 2004
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Gata Salvaje

hola ojala que te conociera tienes que luxar por luis mario aparte a ti te gusta no se lo puedes dejar a la tonta de maribella que te quite a luis mario i tambien tienes que castigar a eduarda y los que te an eho muxo daño megustaria que encontraras a tu hija que es la que tienes en tu brazos la que se llama angeliquita esa es tu hija 1 besazo wapa cntesta si pudes
by laura October 28, 2003
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the quickness

immediately, very fast, faster then anything imaginable, in a hot second
1.Im foaming at the mouth, nigga, you need to bring that shit over here with the quickness.

2.When her papa dukes rolled up i had to ball ass outta there with the quickness!
by Laura January 22, 2005
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Austin, TX

(1) the smallest big city in texas, also the capital city.

(2) haven for hippies, tattoo artists, fratties, scenesters, coffee shops, and people who aren't sure what they're going to do with their life, and are currently attending community college and working, part time.

(3) home of the university of texas, sxsw, 6th street, and is considered by some to be the live music capital of the world. also the location of a huge .com backlash.

(4) a location with horrible parking and traffic, that tows more cars and gives more tickets than any other city in the world.

-- also known as "the 512" or "ATX"
-- see also, "keep austin weird"
(2) I'm living in Austin, TX and working part time. I think I'll take a semester off school and get another job.

(3) Lots of bands come to Austin, TX for sxsw. Okay, let's get drunk.

(4) I went to Austin, TX and my car was impounded and destroyed.
by laura March 24, 2004
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getatchu

I got to go I'll getatchu
by Laura April 13, 2005
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butt ripper

when u fart and it sounds likeu riped ur ass
john farted and it sounded like he ripped his pants or his ass
by Laura July 18, 2004
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Jhonen Vasquez

Very imaginative and inteligent guy. My idol. Creator of Invader Zim the canceled Nickelodeon show about an incompitant but arogant alien invader. Also creator of the comic book series Johnny the Homicidal maniac, SQUEE series, and I feel sick: a book about a girl (in color) Registered with Slave Labor graphics.
From America
Birthday: september 1st
height:5,2
glasses yes
you could call him a goth but he would kill you!
A "Jhonen Vasquez" comic featured in the Lenore comic issue #7.
by Laura March 28, 2004
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