2 definitions by Laura McSpadden
A caucasian member of a modern western community between the ages of fourteen through thirty-nine who is notable for his or her exceptional levels of laziness and cynicism. The sense of humor of the anglo-slaxen consists almost exclusively of sarcastic remarks; their diet consists primarily of fast- and snack-foods. They can most often be found lying on a couch, lip-syncing to their favorite television shows and movies.
That one guy who was in classes the first week of the semester and then never showed up again until the final is such an anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
That girl I work with is a total anglo-slaxen.
by Laura McSpadden December 26, 2007
An irritated state of mind, in contrast to the contented state of feeling sweet and the more intensely angry, judgemental, and longer-lasting state of feeling bitter.
I don't know what crawled up my boss's ass; she is being so salty today!
Don't bother me; I'm feeling a bit salty.
Don't bother me; I'm feeling a bit salty.
by Laura McSpadden December 26, 2007