22 definitions by Laughs Along With Humans

Trumposapien

Knuckle draggers who watch Fox News, play with guns and deny climate change, etc

Now that Biden is president , Trumposapiens are becoming a lost tribe.

by Laughs Along With Humans April 22, 2021

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2023

QSB

A QSB is a queen sized butt. That means an attractive woman with a big ass.

Check out the QSB on that woman.

by Laughs Along With Humans June 8, 2022

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 11, 2023

Booty U-turn

Discretely hanging a 180 to check out the butt of a hot girl that just passed you.

Damm. I had to see what that girl's ass looked like so I pulled a Booty U-turn.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2022

de-Musk

Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products

I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022

Trumpendectomy

When a free nation removes its asshole leader from power.

The USA is poised to perform a Trumpendectomy on itself by impeaching its asshole9-in-chief

by Laughs Along With Humans January 13, 2021