The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.
"Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there... I'll take out my anger on them by calling them names!"