4 definitions by Laskan Tony

Your typical spoiled brat trust fund Californian who watches the first season of Yellowstone, sells there shithole in San Fran and moves to Montana with lavish dreams of being a cowboy only to find out they are a little bitch with a small dick and nobody wants them there.
Look at that bozechode over there running his mouth about how much money his dad has, doesn’t he know we all want him to go back to California? What a bitch!
by Laskan Tony December 29, 2022
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Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022
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A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.
That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!
by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022
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A vagina that is wider than it is deep. First discovered by William Deckle from San Fran, aka bozechode #1, while searching for a partner who would entertain sex with his tiny Californian chode of a penis.
Fuck you deckle, your lucky you found Susan with that gaping vode.
by Laskan Tony December 29, 2022
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