2 definitions by Laser Sanchez
Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009
That guy at a rap concert standing next to the rapper you came to see who yells every other word loudly when you just want to hear the damn rapper. He usually does it so the rapper doesn't run out of breath, but it really just pisses you off.
"Who's that guy who keeps yelling every other word like he thinks we can't hear him?"
"That's just the hype man, honey."
"That's just the hype man, honey."
by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009