Definitions by Larson

A round of Zentarskys 

Is a set of Zentarskys - plural of Zentarsky, more than one - purchased by an individual in a group for the entire group.

Waiter asks the table - “Any drinks or appetizers for the table?”

Customer - “ Let’s start with a round of Zentarskys for the table”

A round of Zentarskys by Larson December 25, 2022

Zentarsky 

10 to 12 ounces of light beer with 1 to 2 ounces of orange juice, preferably Miller Lite.

Easily made by pouring beer into a pint glass leaving room to add the orange juice.

Asked for by name at a wide range of establishments from dive bars to country clubs.

Bartender - what are we drinking today?

Patron - I will have a Zentarsky!

Zentarsky by Larson December 23, 2022

eight pound socks 

Large breasts, big boobs

1.Todd played with Jenny's eight pound socks.

eight pound socks by Larson November 9, 2006

grampers

Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.

You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.

grampers by Larson November 9, 2006