An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.
Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!
The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf
Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.
When during the act of coitus, one rocks on some seriously heinous, turboblastular doo doo spray all up in their partner's domepiece. The noxious, miasmatic remains could be categorized as poo swampular.
It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.