2 definitions by Larry Fromish
Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
by Larry Fromish October 19, 2015
When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021