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2 definitions by Lardcore

When a known male person comes up behind you and stuffs their geintals in the back pocket of the jeans or pants you are wearing and stays there until you have noticed what he has done. Usually done in the pocket without a wallet, cellphone or comb in it.
Doug wanted to express his admiration of his long time acquaintance so he came up behind him and gave him a friendship tuck.
by Lardcore November 28, 2010
grey hair
It's time to dye my nordic blondes.
by Lardcore May 20, 2011