1 definition by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton
"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
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