LaneG's definitions

Bullshititis

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.

"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."

by LaneG March 6, 2009

Chocolate Sandwich

The act of a white man dancing very closely between two black men in a club.

What happened at the club ther other night?
Not much. Firann, had a chocolate sandwich.

by LaneG August 20, 2009

High-Side Rider

Someone who has had their sideburns shaved very high, or shaved off completely

What happened to his sideburns?
Someone gave him a high-side rider.
Was he asleep at the time?
No, he thinks it looks good.

by LaneG July 6, 2011

Whatslapped

Having your Whatsapp message recipient access their Whatsapp, but not ready your message.

"It clearly states he was 'last seen' at 10:15 this morning, but I've only got two grey ticks." "Looks like you've been Whatslapped."

by LaneG June 14, 2018