3 definitions by Lana Rhoades is Retarded
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by Lana Rhoades is Retarded August 30, 2020
A self proclaimed male feminist who endlessly virtue signals on social media in hopes of being laid by the opposite sex. In most cases, is probably a closeted pedosexual who likes younger women because they are easy to manipulate and no woman their age would ever come near them. Usually a loner who is aged 20-55 and is still a virgin. Compares everything happening in the world to: Star Wars, Harry Potter, DC/Marvel movies, Netflix series, etc (only enjoys strong female characters). Attends Bristol Renaissance Faire regularly. Complains about capitalism. A predatory personality. Imagines himself as an "Alpha Male", but is the furthest possible from it.
Ashley: Did you see that guy's post on Facebook? He is so lame and pathetic.
Erica: Yeah he's such a pafo, just a loser. Always posting retarded shit on social media hoping some woman on his page will fuck him.
Ashley: Yeah that pafo is definitely a creep. I'd never give him the time of day.
Erica: Yeah he's such a pafo, just a loser. Always posting retarded shit on social media hoping some woman on his page will fuck him.
Ashley: Yeah that pafo is definitely a creep. I'd never give him the time of day.
by Lana Rhoades is Retarded September 15, 2020
A self proclaimed male feminist who endlessly virtue signals on social media in hopes of being laid by the opposite sex. In most cases, is probably a closeted pedosexual who likes younger women because they are easy to manipulate.Usually a loner who is aged 20-55 and is still a virgin. Compares everything happening in the world to: Star Wars, Harry Potter, DC/Marvel movies, Netflix series, etc (only enjoys strong female characters). Attends Bristol Renaissance Faire regularly. Complains about capitalism. A predatory personality. Imagines himself as an "Alpha Male", but is the furthest possible from it.
Ashley: Did you see that guy's post on Facebook? He is so lame and pathetic.
Erica: Yeah he's such a pafo, just a loser. Always posting retarded shit on social media hoping some woman on his page will fuck him.
Ashley: Yeah that pafo is definitely a creep. I'd never give him the time of day.
Erica: Yeah he's such a pafo, just a loser. Always posting retarded shit on social media hoping some woman on his page will fuck him.
Ashley: Yeah that pafo is definitely a creep. I'd never give him the time of day.
by Lana Rhoades is Retarded September 15, 2020