16 definitions by Lament For The Last Days

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The high and mighty Queen of Ninja Video. Phara is quite possibly the most arrogant, narcissistic, hateful, immature, petty, repulsive (her personality and physical appearance) twenty-something on the internet. This person literally believes she is God. Her website Ninja Video lost its status as the best streaming video site on the web a long time ago, so the site now only acts as a forum for thousands of sycophantic idiots who have no lives to lick the shit out of Phara's ass round the clock. If you have anything to say on the forum OTHER than "OMFG I LOVE PHARA I WANT TO SEXES HER" you will be banned. Literally, BANNED. Nobody who has a real life or does anything in the real world would give two shits about Phara. Ninja Video used to be a site for videos, and a damn good one at that. No more. Stay away from ninjavideo.net unless you enjoy being abused by random people for no reason, and then banned. Phara doesn't even know you and she already thinks you're "leecher scum" so "FUCKING DONATE ALREADY!!!!"

LMAO

Go fuck yourself, bitch.
Phara: "Oh wadswerth, I need the shit licked out of my ass..."

wadswerth: "COMING MY WORSHIPFUL QUEEN!! Slurp, slurp..."
by Lament For The Last Days May 12, 2009

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Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.
Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.
by Lament For The Last Days June 06, 2006

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A non-existent ideal created by America but never respected or set in motion. There is absolutely no such thing as "freedom of speech" if the things that you say can be censored, silenced, or even erased. People try to exercise their right to freedom of speech, but no one ever succeeds because there will always be some asshole out there who thinks that you are wrong for whatever reason, and makes it his mission in life to censor whatever you have presented to the public as your opinion. No one anywhere in the world really has freedom of speech.
Say something that even ONE person disagrees with - on the internet, in a magazine, newspaper, on TV, or even verbally - and you get shot down and told that you're "wrong". Did I mention that this is because ONE single person disagreed with you? "freedom of speech" is a joke.
by Lament For The Last Days February 24, 2006

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A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.
Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.
by Lament For The Last Days May 12, 2006

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The best place on the web to watch full movies and television programs for free. Everything is high quality and most of the time reliable. However, there is a price to pay for such free services. The sheer amount of self-adulation and false assessments about the quality of the programs offered on the site is becoming so frequent it is nauseating. Every video that is put up has some sort of pat on the back attached to it by the admins who posted it. They even make claims about being the SOLE website to host a certain video, when it is simply NOT TRUE. On top of that, they say they are the only ones who have a quality version of something, but when you go to play it, it sits there buffering at 0%. I could stomach the self-adulation and arrogant opinions if they were true to their word about the quality of their site, but they're not. They think that because their doing everyone a favor they have the right to parade around like arrogant jerks. Well they don't. Phara, Wadsworth, and the whole lot need to get over themselves and drop the whole "leet" act. I am not going to donate to a site that thinks so highly of themselves, while verbally shitting on the programs I like and promoting the programs that are garbage.
Just skim the main page of Ninja Video or listen to one of their moronic podcasts. It will be quite clear.
by Lament For The Last Days October 25, 2008

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The most visually stunning FPS game to date. Badass in gameplay both single player and multiplayer. Better have a fast machine if you want to run this bitch.
Quake 4 - Prepare For The Ultimate War
by Lament For The Last Days April 27, 2006

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Cannabis Culture is a marijuana enthusiast Magazine published in Canada. Unlike High Times it focusses strictly on cannabis related issues and contains less ads and American nonsense. Unfortunately that doesn't really say much. The magazine's owner Marc Emery is a false prophet, an arrogant sod, and a downright nasty individual. He talks shit to people on his online discussion forum if they don't agree with everything he says, and sadly 90% of the users on that forum have been brainwashed by him, so if you disagree with Marc Emery, you're immediately branded a narc and scumbag by the very people who are supposed to be promoting peace and understanding. The entire organization and almost everyone afiliated with them are just one massive gang of hypocrites. I myself am pro-cannabis and for the complete legalization of the plant, but Cannabis Culture refuses to acknowledge the very real fact that addiction to marijuana quite possible, and we have seen it happen to many people. Although the drug is not physically addictive, many many individuals become psychologically addicted to it, as with many other substances. Until Cannabis Culture will address this important issue and stop with the egotistical drivel they publish that is in its own right their very own form of propaganda, I will never buy a single issue of their magazine or visit their website, or go to rallies organized by Marc Emery. I'm pro Cannabis, anti-Cannabis Culture.
Fuck you, Marc Emery, and your hypocritical bullshit. Fuck you, Cannabis Culture for your assuming, subjective "journalism" and your outright ignorance.
by Lament For The Last Days May 29, 2006

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