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3 definitions by Lament For The Last Days

 
1.
The high and mighty Queen of Ninja Video. Phara is quite possibly the most arrogant, narcissistic, hateful, immature, petty, repulsive (her personality and physical appearance) twenty-something on the internet. This person literally believes she is God. Her website Ninja Video lost its status as the best streaming video site on the web a long time ago, so the site now only acts as a forum for thousands of sycophantic idiots who have no lives to lick the shit out of Phara's ass round the clock. If you have anything to say on the forum OTHER than "OMFG I LOVE PHARA I WANT TO SEXES HER" you will be banned. Literally, BANNED. Nobody who has a real life or does anything in the real world would give two shits about Phara. Ninja Video used to be a site for videos, and a damn good one at that. No more. Stay away from ninjavideo.net unless you enjoy being abused by random people for no reason, and then banned. Phara doesn't even know you and she already thinks you're "leecher scum" so "FUCKING DONATE ALREADY!!!!"

LMAO

Go fuck yourself, bitch.
Phara: "Oh wadswerth, I need the shit licked out of my ass..."

wadswerth: "COMING MY WORSHIPFUL QUEEN!! Slurp, slurp..."
by Lament For The Last Days May 12, 2009
 
2.
The best place on the web to watch full movies and television programs for free. Everything is high quality and most of the time reliable. However, there is a price to pay for such free services. The sheer amount of self-adulation and false assessments about the quality of the programs offered on the site is becoming so frequent it is nauseating. Every video that is put up has some sort of pat on the back attached to it by the admins who posted it. They even make claims about being the SOLE website to host a certain video, when it is simply NOT TRUE. On top of that, they say they are the only ones who have a quality version of something, but when you go to play it, it sits there buffering at 0%. I could stomach the self-adulation and arrogant opinions if they were true to their word about the quality of their site, but they're not. They think that because their doing everyone a favor they have the right to parade around like arrogant jerks. Well they don't. Phara, Wadsworth, and the whole lot need to get over themselves and drop the whole "leet" act. I am not going to donate to a site that thinks so highly of themselves, while verbally shitting on the programs I like and promoting the programs that are garbage.
Just skim the main page of Ninja Video or listen to one of their moronic podcasts. It will be quite clear.
by Lament For The Last Days October 25, 2008
 
3.
ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.
We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.
by Lament For The Last Days August 30, 2008