2 definitions by Lady Fairy
A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.
I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.
by Lady Fairy September 9, 2016
A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
by Lady Fairy April 27, 2016