58 definitions by Lady Csyde

A hairstyle associated largely with African-American men who play American football; essentially a mass of long, haphazardly-done braids, it is somewhere between dreadlocks and cornrows. Sort of like hockey hair for black people.
I saw a guy walking down the street the other day. He was about 6'6" in a business suit with a serious case of football hair, and I had to seriously resist the temptation to ask him where he played.
by Lady Csyde February 24, 2008
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A person, usually a fanboy type, who desires to collect all the work of a specific author or artist. Most common with jazz and rock musicians, where studio outtakes and live performances are collected and traded. Generally mildly derogatory.
You'd think he'd give it up after the fourth Dick's Picks CD, but truth be told he's just an over-the-top Dead completist.
by Lady Csyde November 23, 2005
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Hotboxing the bathroom. Infinitely preferable to a golden shower or (*hurk*) a Roman shower.
I wasn't expecting to partake when she invited me over, but fifteen minutes later, there we were in the bathroom having a Jamaican shower.
by Lady Csyde November 1, 2007
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The railway that runs alongside the Hershey Highway.
Ooop, I feel a Brown Line Express coming through...
by Lady Csyde June 16, 2007
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A state of alert signifying the imminent arrival of an Apple product, usually a Macintosh computer, iPhone, or iPod. (Or, if you happen to be a collector of old tech, a Newton or Apple .)
He's been squeeing like a little girl ever since the credit card was approved. Full-out Code Newton.
by Lady Csyde December 3, 2009
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What you call fuck-me shoes when your grandmother is listening.
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
by Lady Csyde March 17, 2013
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The tendency to run off at the keyboard.
You: *long string of chatter*
Me: uh, u kno im on my fone, rite? u need to do st about ur dactylolalia cos i cant keep up.
by Lady Csyde July 15, 2010
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