when you open cereal without buying it, try it and then put it back without the store employees noticing.
i was in the supermarket tha otha day, peepin at some cereals, and im all like, you know what, its time for change! so i was looking at new, wild cereals and i was pretty sure which one i was going to get then im all like wait what if i dont like it and i had second thoughts. if only i could try it, BEFORE i buy it! so they had these little bags of each cereal, kinda like chip bags, that cost like 30 cents each so i just opened one of those and gave this cereal a try and it was gross so i put the box back on the shelf glanced around for any employees then stuffed the bag behind all the others. now that is BADASS.