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(noun) A warm and caring term for any male or female teen who exhibits the qualitative human characteristics of being simultaneously daring, humorous and charismatic.
"You hosemonster", laughed Max, after after witnessing his friend stop a water balloon while on a fast moving skateboard.

Jill, the class clown, showed up at the toga party dressed as Cleopatra's Viper...in pink. "You are such a Hosemonster", exclaimed Valeria.

Frank was home coming king and the school hosemonster.
by LaJollaDuck February 04, 2010

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