2 definitions by LTown122

Crystal

Crystal is the name of a mom you fear. She most likely runs some sort of PTA, and is on the local school board. Most of all, if you are her child, you must obey her needs.

Logan could not satisfy Crystal. That means Logan gets sent to the basement boiler room.

by LTown122 January 22, 2020

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 24, 2018