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Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
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A female whose body type is between a BBW and an Athletic one. They usually wear purple colored one piece dresses and take the shape of an eggplant. Formally known as EPs in the sex industry for their oblong body type and sexual prowess.
You should check out that site eggplantgirl.com. That Eggplant Girl can surely ride him like a trailer hitch!
by LRockDub20 November 22, 2018
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