27 definitions by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD

robot

Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!

"Terminator was a ROBOT"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

conch

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Masturbation

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

seduction

The way of which Ben James' package dangles, making all girls wet, and all men hard.

"Shit, that guy's seduction has turned me into a quivering whore for a jab from his pork-sword!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

ghoul

Foul being of legend which robs graves and feeds upon corpses.

That hungry hobo is a real ghoul - he'll eat anything!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

Goose

1. The late friend of 'Maverick.'
2. One who takes well to 'Great Balls of Fire.'

1. "Goose! Pull out! GOOOSEEE!"
2. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brain..." - Goose

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Wicca

1. Pretend teenage religion; Sold to the masses as a remedy for teen angst.
2. Most effective way to "come out of the closet" without actually doing so.

1. Use candle magic wicca to date the captain of the football team, no matter your gender.
2. "There's a lot of candles and fairy doors in your room... Oh my god: you're Wiccan, aren't you?"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003