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The gayest place on earth, located in southeast michigan, if you are gay and wanna show it, go to oxford where its ok because everyone there has a dick and they suck eachothers cocks daily. There is also a faggot named bill penly, he plays the butt sax and loves to finger his ass at band camp. Oxford people always cry about everything like if someone cool walks in, they will attempt to piss that person off and then will try to fuck the visitor up the ass the minute they sleep.Also they dont have anything cool in the Area, so they go to the neighboring town of lake orion to try and make them look like the shittiest town in michigan. However their Futile attempts are very terrible. Oxford sucks at all sports so they made up a sport where they kidnap children and put them inside creeper vans, this was how the rape game was started. fuck oxford, fuck them up their stupid assholes.
Guy 1, "I wanna go to the shittiest place possible in Michigan, Where should I go????"
Guy 2, "You should go to oxford, its the shittiest place around"
Guy 1, "I think ill go there, thanks for the advice."
Guy 2, "Just be careful when you sleep, you will probably feel like you have a dick in your ass every morning, oh wait, you will"
Guy 1, "Wow, that really does sound bad."
Guy 2, "You should go to oxford, its the shittiest place around"
Guy 1, "I think ill go there, thanks for the advice."
Guy 2, "Just be careful when you sleep, you will probably feel like you have a dick in your ass every morning, oh wait, you will"
Guy 1, "Wow, that really does sound bad."
by LOLcats i made a deffinition October 26, 2011