3 definitions by LKilby
A vile human being who originally was a huge chav maybe a week ago, but then suddenly purchases a pair of chinos and possibly an optional hollister shirt which replaces the traditional adidas tracksuit, and then suddenly presumes they are an "indie kid": they're not mainstream in the slightest, and "totally unique" from everybody else. Although seeing as most chavs are adopting the chino wanker style, it is becoming pretty mainstream.
Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.
Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.
''Mad Dez'': "Alright der mikey lad, lovin dem chino's got pair from topman the other day like, der well comfy arent de!"
Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"
*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*
"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"
"Mad Dez": "Wa"
Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"
*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*
"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"
"Mad Dez": "Wa"
by LKilby August 28, 2011
When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
by LKilby August 31, 2017
A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.
Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.
Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.
Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.
Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.
“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”
“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”
“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”
by LKilby April 15, 2022