64 definitions by LEAH

barrel racing

Barrel racing is a horse racing sport in which the rider guides the horse around a clover leaf pattern. For a left handed horse, You turn right around the 1st barrel, left around the second barrel, and left around the third barrel. For a right handed horse, you turn left around the normally second barrel, right around the normally 1st barrel and then right around the third barrel. You try to do this as fast as you possibly can.

At the more novice levels of this SPORT, the age groups are 6+under, 12+under, 13-17, adults, and 50+over.

And like most sports this can be done professionally. However, to do this as a pro, you have to be female. NO GUYZ ALOUD.

Professional barrel racing is one of the only sports that only women can participate in.

by LEAH June 19, 2006

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by LEAH February 22, 2003

fu

short or slang for "fool"

"Dat fu ain't got shit on me!"

by LEAH July 30, 2003

Borange

When things go a bit more than pear shaped.

like when your monkey goes 'mysteriously' missing..

by LEAH January 7, 2005

70's bush

Untrimmed female pubic hair, usually rather long and widespread, often as far as the legs and stomach. Refers to the trend in the 70s of women not shaving or trimming their body hair.

Women with 70's bush should not be walking around in daisy dukes or miniskirts.

by LEAH February 21, 2004

wtfever

also comonly used as: whatever, talk to the hand, yo mama, etc..

Guy: I uhh... have a headache, so uhh... I'm going to go out with my boys tonight, instead of hanging out with you, is that cool?

Girl: WTFEVER!

by LEAH June 23, 2004

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by LEAH October 20, 2003