Guy who lives at home with his mother even though he's in his 30s.

Guy who wears thongs and underwear that are smaller than any girls panties.

Frequents The W Hotel - thinks it isn't a one night stand if he's in a nice hotel.

Tells stories about his ex-girlfriends and how much he "helped" them and how he left them, however he's the one who still drunk dials them all.

Lame, bitch-ass, mama's boy, punk