Definitions by L0stf0rever

Pinocchio Pants 

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.

"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."

Pinocchio Pants by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011