Pwned in person. You didn't just get pwned, you got PWNED IN PERSON!
Guy A: Hey, lemme get a cigarette plz
Guy B: Why? You don't have any?
Guy A: Well, I only have one and it's inside
Guy B: ORLLY? Only one? I'll bet you any amount 3:1 odds that you have at more than one
Guy A: Well, I don't know how many, but I barely have any
Guy B: Well let's bet that you don't have just one
Guy A: Naw, I don't want to
Guy B: Because you KNOW you have more than just one
Guy A: I don't know.
Guy B: So, lets bet it... I'm giving you great odds... and you said you only had just one cigarette left... were you lying about having just one?
Guy A: Naw...
Guy B: HAHAHA you just got PIP'd (PWNED IN PERSON)!!!!!!!!!
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