1 definition by Kyle Wesley Lutes

1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit
Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!
by Kyle Wesley Lutes January 2, 2005
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