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An incredibly sexy older man who is know for being profoundly vulgar but yet also very sincere when it comes to sex despite this, many “Heathcliffs” are know for torturing anime characters in a somewhat fair manner allowing the anime characters a chance to escape the cruelty of Heathcliff.
He especially excels at the art of swordsmanship and picking up the ladies.
Although “Heathcliffs” often are disposable characters who don’t make it past the age of 28 due to their reckless self sacrifice for the benefit of the one they love, even if it means risking the utterly pathetic life.
Heathcliff: Ever considered sex?
Person1: No, I’m a descendant of Christ and I see lust as an profoundly disgusting act of defiance of my great papa.
Heathcliff: hey, you know what they say, “is it really lust if you don’t give your consent”
Rather you’d be the victim therefore being completely innocent from one of the deadly sins but still being able to enjoy the sweet act of sex.
Person1: damm I think your onto something
Heathcliff: glad I could be of help to you...
Oh by the way
Person1: yes, what is it?
Heathcliff: I torture people
Person1:....
Person1: that’s nice
by Kyle Heathcliff May 21, 2021
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