4 definitions by Kw69420

West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.

I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and jerk off while driving down the highway.

I couldn’t jerk in the bathroom so I went down the road and did a mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

The Mark Sage

When you don’t have ky jelly so you substitute sage oil and jerk off driving down the road.

I couldn’t jerk off in my room so I got in the car and did the mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022